Ice Dissipator theories

Theory: people think in a language. So the quantity and quality of what they think is dependent on the limitations of the language. 

Proof: Russian language may be such that it spawns thinkers. That's why so many famous authors and chess players hail from here. Hebrew also being the oldest language may have led to Jews being some of the most accomplished people in the world Neil Tyson mentioned how most Oscars have gone to Jews. Hitler also killed Jews as he was threatened by them, and only eliminating them could ensure German race supremacy. 

Theory: Short people physically longer playing tenure

Proof: Agassi in tennis and Carlos in football played longer than peers as body was shorter and conditioned well to last longer. Also, Tyrion Lannister is the longest lasting game of throne character. 

Theory: getting high is because of change in breathing pattern 

Proof: Sohum at AOL made my feel like crying at a stage, led simply out of breathing differently. Smoking up slows down the heart, cuts off oxygen to brain, creating the  high. 

3 Rules of Bala:
Never break the law
Never intentionally hurt anyone
Do what makes you happy at the core

Theory: Degrees of smartness in people
The smartest talk concepts
Others talk events
The worst of us just talk about other people